gnarly:

when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee

The floor is lava!
― Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

celestial-sexhair:

bartimanus:

wontonpoop:

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

image

the gif though

The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

gamerbunny44:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

This.

shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.